Liquidation World
My baby and me are heading clear across town
Interest free, don't pay 'til Spring, absolutely nothing down
There's a yellow salad spinner, baby's seeing if it works
I've been peeking around the racks checking out the check out clerks
The bargains are insane, they are the stuff of myth and rumour
Every price is a reflection of the passionate consumer
The hard cover thrillers are down to mass market prices
The three in one slicer now has a feature that dices
We've got the floral patterned placemats that are dishwasher friendly
I'm going to get the deck umbrella, but we're holding out for blue
The garden fountain end cap is gurgling and pumping
There's a hand made Chinese wicker basket just ideal for holding something
Nothing needs a sticker or a lifetime guarantee
If it's faulty, bring it back, get something else for next to free
Wading through savings, swimming through deals
Drowning in best buys, the borders are blurred
Liquidation World, Liquidation World, Liquidation World
In the regions where legions of heathens sweat
You can bet, they don't even know what they're making yet
And you can bet that when they do, they're going to want to a sample too
It's like a cultural exchange, with limitless range
And they are slashing, re-slashing
The change from your coffee buys a one in five chance at an in store manicure
My baby's got three, and she's already looking pretty in those patio thongs
She's got a long running cassette of other artists doing Sting songs
Somewhere there's a monk grooving out on a laptop
Getting all the information that he needs for meditation
Casting before the flies a giant web of wisdom
Pretty soon he's going to need to need a leisure suit
While baby and me, from the cradle to the grave
Are going to save, save, save, save, save!
Wading through savings, swimming through deals...
The days of praying for miracles are fading as quickly as unwanted household spills
When unbelievable offers keep on landing in our laps
The biggest concern is that the bag overfills
Now manager Todd is letting both of us know
They've got a demonstration grill giving out smokies as you go
And remember, when you're getting that receipt with a smile
That it's the little guy going that extra mile
Yeah, you've got to have the team, you're nowhere without the team
'We couldn't have done it without the team!'
And in time, sure baby and me will feel fantastic
Particle board, polyurethane, plastic
The million humble servants of a million hungry nations
With infinite reductions on disposable creations- 'Here you are-thank you-you're welcome'
Lifetime invitations- let it be your lighthouse on the sea of feeling burned
Security's waiting at the gates of Liquidation World
Wading through savings, swimming through deals...
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